The Stapler Says...
Stupid Blogger and it's new drop down options... why make things more difficult? Nevertheless.
No... I didn't sleep much at all last night or at least I don't hink I did. From the couch, to the floor, back to the couch and back into bed... it was a rough night. Insomnia is a bitch, I tell ya. Oh well, somehow I was still awake enough today to function.
The new guy started today... Troy. He doesn't seem too bad... very soft spoken, which is a complete contrast to Meathead... which is a good thing. Doesn't seem to know a lot about webpages and HTML, but that's alright... I think he'll be a quick learner. He's a hockey fan as well, which always helps... and the first day wasn't a disaster. Phew!
Now, I'm supervising the entire EDGAR section of the office... yup... supervising me and Troy. Nice. It's a good thing this is coming now, 'cuz I do believe my raise will be on the paycheque after the one on Wednesday. Woo hoo!! Fill my boots, please...
In my insomniac state... I thought it would be a good idea to get some pictures of Lee and make little cartoons out of them. He does have a very humourous look to him... that I knew I could take to my advantage. So, I animated some GIFs with some of what he might say if he saw these pictures... oh yeah, and his last name is Staples... so the nickname "The Stapler" kinda sticks easily...


These were just random shots with me and the camera... I get a giggle out of them. I suppose they could be offensive to some people... if so, please forget you had ever seen them. These pictures are for humour purposes... plus, I've seen so much worse in the e-mails that are forwarded around, that this shouldn't even cause a stink. Please, just take your stink and take off.
You can also see me frozen in "Hohmannite" over at Mark's blog... that'll make for another good giggle.
I've also got a hankerin' to put up a whole lot more pics and stuff on the Tales... I don't think I do enough photo-blogging... my Photoshop fun has sort of dissipated, until animating the Stapler... hopefully, if he likes them, we'll do a few more. All good fun...
Any ideas for more pictures?? Remember folks, I'm in Calgary... maybe that'll give you something you may wanna see from me. I like a fun project.
Anyhoo... I'm gonna go try and find some sleeping aid pills... I don't think the two beers earlier will be enough to make me pass out tonight. Catch ya later!!


3 Comments:
Try laying on your stomach, breath in as deep as you can, and then release the breath over 20-30 seconds. Repeat. If this trick works for you, you should be asleep after a dozen or so breaths.
If not, get yourself a bottle of tequila and find an all night market that sells limes....
Congrats on the promotion.
Tell me about it...I sleep an average of two hours a day and I will bestow three wishes upon anyone who can tell me how to successfully get rid of the LVs (read: luggage) under my eyes...
thats funny shit
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