Opiated Sherpa Matchmaking!

This is blowing my mind... I'm getting all sorts of online date searches ending up here. I've really got to investigate what's going on. And I wish I could see more people spell "dating" correctly. My top search to find the Tales is "dateing" on MSN. Then it's "mature dating" and "dateing" on Google...

This morning, I've found someone looking through the Virgin search engine for "forces dating" and somehow it ended up with me. I checked and looked through the first 7 pages of results or so and I didn't see my page at all. How far are these people looking?

I would love to help... heck, if you want a date... you should list with me! The Opiated Sherpa will start matchmaking for lonely hearts on the internet. Yeah, that's great... and I'll make it free too! Send me a photo and your vitals and I'll put you through Opiated Sherpa shaker and hopefully your match will e-mail me too and VOILA! A match made by me.

How does that sound?

No?

Well, don't look for love here then. Unless it's me... heh heh.