Text Message of the Night

"Don't predict the unpredictable. The ass will be bitten and the heart will be smitten. This message brought to you by BEER."

To guess who...

This was actually one of the moments where I knew it was wrong... absolutely knew... but sent it anyways.

Why?

BEER! My good conscious had nothing to do with it.

Should it?

Maybe. But it seemed like a good idea minutes ago. This is my entry for early this morning.