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This just in! Craziness has hit a new low on the Stock Market. The introduction of the Tales from the Opiated Sherpa should increase the levels of Craziness within the week, analysts predict. It's uncertain as to when exactly Craziness will set a light to the already lit up world of switches and dials, but when it does happen, it'll be nothing less than... well... another light brightening up the world, I guess.

Now how random is that? Oh, what? I'm not supposed to ask? Dammit!

So... anyone got any creative ideas? I'm really kinda stuck for some. I have all the time in the world on my hands and nothing to create. Random ideas... anything. I've got my camera prepped and ready to go. I'm a film student without a course. Ahhhhh!!! The madness is too much.

I need a job.

I need a visa.

I need a place to live that isn't in the middle of nowhere.

I could use a girlfriend... but they just cost money. Oh yeah... and the cost of sanity. Hmmm... kinda broke in both accounts. Ha!

It's the middle of the afternoon on a Friday and shockingly, I don't need a beer. That's right, you've heard it here first, folks... I don't need a beer.

What's wrong with me, you ask? I don't know... the doctor hasn't gotten back to me about that yet. Nah... drinking only causes me to go more mental and become more social then I already am. Who needs that? Not me... I'd rather be the reclusive one writing insane ramblings until the wee hours of the night until someone drags me away in a straight-jacket or tries to catch me with a very large butterfly net. It could happen, y'know.

Hmmmm... gonna check out of this online hotel for a while. The service is crap and the doormen just stick their tongue out at me and laugh. Rubbish!